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[15 Mar 2004|10:36pm]

I  FUCKING HATE LOVE!!!!

For it is the only pain that burns the soul, and the only pain that has made me cry.

 

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Fooseball [01 Feb 2004|03:52pm]
[ mood | crappy ]
[ music | The doors- The soft parade ]

I would have to say that football is the most homo-erotic sport of all time. The whole idea behind the game is to go deep into your opponent's backfield by means of penetration.

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[11 Jan 2004|06:19pm]
Big Fish is the best new movie i have seen in quite a long time.
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[08 Dec 2003|05:51pm]
[ mood | cheerful ]
[ music | The doors- The unknown soldier ]

Happy Birthday Jim Morrison!

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genious... [12 Nov 2003|07:39pm]
[ mood | numb ]
[ music | The doors - Hello i love you ]

oh man. It is totally goin down this weekend. Look at this stroke of pure genious i had. My friend and i are going to buy a army parachute from army/navy surplus. then we are going to go to REI and get a whole bunch of climbing ropes and a harness. Then we are gonna drive out to either mojave or tierra rejada and get this... parisail behind my van. It is totally going to work. We are gonna start him out on rollerblades so we can get up to speed then the parachute will catch and lift him up. I am trying to convince him to wait until we get the car up to 90 then he pulls the rip cord and jumps out of the back of the car at the same time. (lol it will so work! lol)

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[06 Nov 2003|09:41pm]
[ mood | nervous ]

If i die friday night, i want to be buried in just a white cloth. so my body can decompose and become one with the universe once again.

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[06 Nov 2003|08:21pm]
[ mood | sad ]
[ music | the doors ]

i feel sad.

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[04 Nov 2003|08:33pm]
today i saw a movie called FEAR. i though it would suck becuase it had marquee mark wahlberg in it, but it was alright. I sure hope that i never become crazy and try to kill my girlfriend's family. but hey you never know.
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[02 Nov 2003|07:55pm]
Monkeys Terrorize India Workers, Tourists
Sun Nov 2, 2:54 PM ET

By ANDREW WANG, Associated Press Writer

NEW DELHI - In a capital city where cows roam the streets and elephants plod along in the bus lanes, it's no surprise to find government buildings overrun with monkeys.


But the officials who work there are fed up. They've been bitten, robbed and otherwise tormented by monkeys that ransack files, bring down power lines, screech at visitors and bang on office windows.


The Supreme Court has stepped in, decreeing that New Delhi should be a monkey-free city after citizens filed a lawsuit demanding protection from the animals.


Easier said than done. A past initiative to scare off the army of Rhesus macaques with ultrahigh frequency loudspeakers didn't work. A plan to deport them to distant regions has stalled because local governments refused to have them.


There's an ape patrol of fierce-looking primates called langurs, led about on leashes by keepers. But whenever a langur looms, the pink-faced, two-foot-tall hooligans simply move elsewhere on government grounds.


"Please do not feed the monkeys," implores a sign at Raisina Hill, the complex of colonnaded buildings that includes the president's residence, Parliament, and Cabinet offices.


To no avail. Hindus believe that monkeys are manifestations of the monkey god, Hanuman, and worshippers come to Raisina Hill every Tuesday handing out bananas.


Last year the monkeys made their presence felt by hanging from window ledges and screeching at reporters arriving for a news conference with visiting U.S. Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld.


"It's a big problem, especially in the evening," says Defense Ministry spokesman Amitabha Chakrabarti. Monkeys break into offices at night and paw through the files looking for food, he said. "Those who work late hours have to be careful when it is dark."


The city estimates at least 1,500 of New Delhi's more than 5,000 macaques live on Raisina Hill.


In the latest effort, a monkey relocation initiative, 400 monkeys have been caught at Raisina Hill in the past year and moved to a holding area on the outskirts of New Delhi to await their return to forests in neighboring states, said Madan Thapliyal, a municipality spokesman.


But governments of those states have so far refused to take the furry exiles, saying they have more than enough of their own.


Maneka Gandhi, daughter-in-law of the late Indian leader Indira Gandhi and an independent lawmaker in the lower house of India's Parliament, believes the monkeys should be left in peace.


Gandhi, an animal rights advocate, has already managed to halt a New Delhi program to spay and neuter stray dogs, saying it was cruel.


She claims that captured macaques, despite their holiness to Hindus, have been given to laboratories for experimentation or have died in their holding area cages. They were "relocated to monkey heaven," she said.


The government says more than 200 monkeys have been relocated to Gandhi's parliamentary district about 125 miles east of New Delhi. Gandhi denies it. "It's all rubbish," she said. "Not one monkey has been relocated to my constituency."


Atul K. Gupta, of the Wildlife Institute of India, says macaques belong in forests, but deforestation and human settlement are driving them into cities in search of food.





Macaques are crafty pickpockets, know how to open refrigerators, and brazenly snatch lunch pails from government workers, he said. "They have learned the tricks of finding food in an urban environment."

The answer, he said, is to save the forests. Otherwise, he says, "the problem will get worse."
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[29 Oct 2003|07:45pm]
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
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[29 Oct 2003|06:04pm]
Earthquakes are fun.
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[26 Oct 2003|08:53am]
Woah. The fire was crazy! This morning I found chunks of ash the size of softballs in my front yard. But I am very glad that it hasnt really gotten into simi valley, just on the outskirts. I feel bad for all those poor people in CLaremont. Think of your house being burned down. Having everything you want then suddenly being thrown into homelessness. Very sad. Very very sad.
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[24 Oct 2003|11:01pm]
Today I got to take cool jessica home. I let her drive the mu-tang. Very Scary! But it was way radical becuase she bought me a slurpie.
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Ryan Takes over [22 Oct 2003|11:04pm]
Haha!
Ryan has taken over Jessie seal's livejournal! hahah suck that Seal!
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THIS JOURNAL BELONGS TO ME: RYAN SAYER [22 Oct 2003|10:21pm]
[ mood | chipper ]
[ music | JC chasez ]

muahahah you have been OWNED

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It was like a reunion with people I've never met before [08 Jun 2003|06:49pm]
[ mood | sarcastic ]
[ music | Holiday ]

Friday-I dont really remember. Gym. Jessie and Kristina came over and we hung out.
Saturday- Babysat for an hour and a half. Then gym with jessie. but here is where the fun part comes...
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Sunday- I woke up and my eyes were red, i had a headache, and I couldnt speak without slurring words. I could have been drunk, but i wouldnt know because Ive never been. I took my sunglasses everywhere. went to corinnes and everywhere, then to breannes where I was uplifted by some band/guard gossip.

I cant wait till school is over with.

wow i love being everything im not.*


* note that these words or phrases are used in a sarcastic manner.

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oh man. [06 Jun 2003|11:47pm]
i have to apologize to some people. my brother got a hold of my account. yes satan. if i written anything out of the ordinary, i apologize. sorry for the inconvenience.
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LOOK SO GOOD!---new layout for a new day. [06 Jun 2003|05:34pm]
[ mood | curious ]
[ music | Billy Idol-Rebel Yell ]

This is a little dedication to Alli, [info]_kissme_deadlyx , who made my wonderful layout. It's so radical that I just want to pee my pants, or throw up. Thank you Alli for your time and dedication into this livejournal, it is greatly appreciated and I absolutely love to talk to you! You seriously have the craziest life of all times and you are so composed--mad props. I love commenting in your journal too because you're the bomb(d.t)com. Keep on rockin'.

thumbs of approval. fo sho.
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Aw. ryan and i are way nerdy. this is our conversation last night.
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just to know school is almost over, I want to thank sweet jesus because im so sick of stress and projects.
whoo hoo.

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My Car = Sex [04 Jun 2003|06:59pm]
[ mood | pleased ]
[ music | 311-Amber ]

My car just might be the hottest thing ever.

One time I took my car driving with three other people and we were driving so fast because i rock and all of a sudden when we reach the tracks of erringer and la, i clear the whole intersection at 120 miles per hour.
I still need my mixed tapes. way to slack kids.

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have a wonderful evening.

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Hey-you've got a squid on your clavicle.... [03 Jun 2003|10:09pm]
[ mood | amused ]
[ music | The Used-Noise and Kisses ]

oh its just a sticker.

I have to post this, its so dorky. i heart you jess.

CHIRLDR08 (9:31:25 PM): U SHOULD GO!!!!

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Auto response from LittlePINKstarzX (9:31:25 PM): Blah! I hate it when i cant come up with interesting away messages. way to suck chelsea.
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CHIRLDR08 (9:31:33 PM): GO B4 AND AFTER SCHOOL
CHIRLDR08 (9:31:53 PM): then ull feel really skinny
CHIRLDR08 (9:34:32 PM): and stopp eating!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CHIRLDR08 (9:34:32 PM): jk
CHIRLDR08 (9:34:35 PM): eat all u want
CHIRLDR08 (9:34:44 PM): i like not really talkin to neone
CHIRLDR08 (9:34:49 PM): i can b random
CHIRLDR08 (9:34:55 PM): like im being right now
CHIRLDR08 (9:35:10 PM): i bet the little blingy noise is getting real annoying huh
CHIRLDR08 (9:35:53 PM): yes it is
CHIRLDR08 (9:36:01 PM): im being u and me
CHIRLDR08 (9:36:06 PM): wow jessie u r soo cool
CHIRLDR08 (9:36:10 PM): thanx chels
CHIRLDR08 (9:36:13 PM): i know
CHIRLDR08 (9:36:21 PM): oh really its no problem
CHIRLDR08 (9:36:30 PM): i want to do everything to please u
CHIRLDR08 (9:36:36 PM): let me be ur servant
CHIRLDR08 (9:36:43 PM): ok chels if u insist
CHIRLDR08 (9:37:35 PM): wow u r such a great friend chelsea michaelis
CHIRLDR08 signed off at 9:40:34 PM.
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Session concluded at 9:43:51 PM

nerdbomber. anyway. tomorrow im posting pictures. YES! go mE! have a wonderful day!

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